Marzipan (yaaay!) Dildoes (noooo!) Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. or hungry enough, in this case.
And likewise, the opposite is true: without a narrative your brand is about as culturally useful as, well, a marzipan dildo. Ed Woodcock is director of narrative at storytelling agency Aesop.
What Malcolm Tucker Insult Do You Deserve To Hear Today? Are you an omnishambles, or are you as useless as a marzipan dildo? by Hannah Jewell.
Moaning about minister on the phone: "He's about as much use as a marzipan dildo." To a pair of rival advisors: "Laurel and fucking Hardy! Glad you could join us.
A great memorable quote from the The Thick of It movie on Quotes.net - Malcolm Tucker: [on the phone] No, he's useless, he's absolutely useless. No, he is. He's as useless as a marzipan dildo.
A new list purports to rank the greatest ever insults on television. With no quotes from The Thick of It, it’s as useful as a marzipan dildo
By way of conclusion, let me add that I do not concede that a marzipan dildo would be useless. Off the top of my head I can think of any number of uses for one. Curses, I want my goddamn marzipan dildo!
In that light, Tucker’s decidedly abusive command of simile (“He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo”), hyperbole (“I’d love to stop and chat but I’d rather have type 2 diabetes ...
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Using the pseudonym Neil Before Zod – “It sounds better than Neil from the corner cubicle in accounting,” he wrote – the staffer posted 20 to 40 messages daily including vulgar attacks on MPs and senators. Zod last night acknowledged his real name, Neil Waytowich of Peterborough, Ont., after Blacklock’s confirmed his identity.